reblog this and put your lucky number in the tags
you: Daborn-Waterfield Syndrome
me, an intellectual: makes caterpillars floppy
Some other choice gene names include:
snail
oskar
cactus
sonic hedgehog
(Source: biologusleszek)
i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence
“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8
45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls
6 year old me see spierman do flip:
Anons: I want to talk to you but I’m really nervous! I’d message you but I don’t want to bother you! You seem intimidating!
Me:
how to fix it:
- Ctrl+F
- type in “http” in the search bar and “https” under the ‘replace’ box
- hit “all”
- now your theme will allow you to save
- ?????
- hell site
escapes for when you feel anxious
- exploring a flowery town with cute villagers
- drinking a milkshake in an empty diner at 3am
- real life that feels dreamlike
- cute sunflower field dates
- in love with the universe
- softest love songs
- living inside an 80s tv show
- drinking tea on a cozy raining morning
- you’re an angsty teen in a coming-of-age film
- summer road trip in the west coast
- vacation in san francisco
- living in an old French film
- stargazing and contemplating the meaning of life
- late night drives in a 90’s movie
- watching a pink sunset over the beach with your best friend
- going to the beach in a camper van in 1960′s california
- collecting whimsical music-boxes and taking pictures of clouds in paris
- falling asleep on the moon
- city lights at midnight
- feeling dazed and drifting off under blinding sunlight
- remembering someone else’s memories like they’re your own
- wandering the avenues of vintage new york city
- being the guardian of a snowy forest
- living in a cinematic painting
- feeling like you’re half-dreaming in faded sunlight in the 60s countryside
- riding a bike a beautiful city as leaves drift down around you
- exploring an art museum
- feeling sad at the bottom of a swimming pool
- eating fruit in a small italian seaside town
:8)
